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[thedevilwhorose]

[with zero context or reasoning, but thanks to this conversation with a return arrival of Jack Townsend, here they are]

I'm not sure how you go about your business, but have you considered pineapple pizza?

I was talking with someone and they said, and I'll quote:

"Pineapple pizza is for people who want to pretend they're better than everyone else because their palate is so elevated that they comprehend the combination of sweet and savory, whereas us mere mortals simply can't handle the explosion of flavor variety, or something. It's overblown. It's like people who put raisins in potato salad.

Which... now that you mention it, is kind of Thorne's thing, so... I don't know, maybe the Queen would love it."

[subhuman]

[ Okay, this is officially the best message he's received on his eyeball transmitters. ]

I make to order, so if someone wants a little sweetness or acidity on their pizza, who am I to deny them?

That being said, I agree that raisins have no business being on potato salad. Or trail mix.

[thedevilwhorose]

I've never had potato salad, so I'll take your word for it.

[subhuman]

No? Well, I'm not going to say that you're missing out on anything worthy of a bucket list, but it's hard to go wrong with potatoes.